The Origin Story
From Cage to Trading Floor
The incredible true story of how a tiny hamster in Germany became one of the most famous traders on the internet.
Birth of a Legend
In a cozy home in Germany, a golden hamster named Mr Goxx was about to become the most unlikely trading sensation the world had ever seen. His owner, a creative genius, built him something extraordinary - a trading office connected to his cage.
The Goxx Office Opens
Mr Goxx's custom-built 'Goxx Capital' office featured an 'intention wheel' that selected cryptocurrencies when he ran on it, and two decision tunnels - one for BUY, one for SELL. Every time he ran through a tunnel, a real trade was executed.
Outperforming the Pros
The internet lost its mind when Mr Goxx's portfolio showed a 20% gain - outperforming Bitcoin, the S&P 500, and even Warren Buffett during the same period. A hamster was literally beating Wall Street professionals.
Global Fame
With over 500,000 followers on social media, Mr Goxx became a viral sensation. News outlets worldwide covered the hamster trader. His trades were livestreamed, and each session drew thousands of viewers watching a hamster make financial decisions.
A Legend Remembered
Though Mr Goxx passed away in November 2021, his legacy lives on. He proved that sometimes the best trading strategy is pure, unbiased randomness - and that a tiny hamster could capture the hearts of traders worldwide.
GoxxDex Lives On
In honor of Mr Goxx, we created GoxxDex - a trading simulation where you can channel the spirit of the legendary hamster trader. Trade like Goxx. Trust the wheel. Run through those tunnels.